I'd like to thank me for being here.

So what are you reading now, ‘Cat?
State of Fear by Michael Crichton

What’s it about?
The Global Warming “crisis.”

I take it from your use of quote marks that you don’t believe the hype.
You would be correct.

Is it compelling to someone already inclined towards disbelief?
That it is.

Would it be as compelling to someone who believes in Global Warming?
Doubtful.

But doesn’t it contain actual objective scientific data proving that it’s all bullshit?
As a matter of fact, it does.

Shouldn’t that be considered proof?
You’d think so, wouldn’t you?

This subject is one of your major button-pushing issues, isn’t it?
Why yes…yes it is.

Are you taking notes in preparation for the next time the subject comes up?
You bet your ass.

One last question: Do you often interview yourself in this manner?
Apparently I do.