Sophistacat

I don’t watch a great deal of television, but I am devoted to the shows I do watch. I read articles on them, watch promos and behind-the-sce...

The following is a summation of the types of Help Wanted ads I've been seeing. It's hard out here for a cat. - Copywriter needed fo...

Rolling Stone recently released a list of the ten worst hits of the 80s, and, once again, “We Built this City” took the top spot. This anno...

Well hello, world; long time no blog. I wish I could say I’ve been ignoring you because I’ve been doing all kinds of fantastically cool stuf...

Well, looks like we're both still here. Guess we're meant to be together or something. Happy 19, Mrs. Cat.

I’ve been reading a lot of How-To and DIY sites lately, like Lifehacker and Instructables . I’ve always had a natural tendency toward being...

I recently had a block of free time all to myself. WHAT I PLANNED ON DOING Finish the laundry Fix the latch on the attic window Wash the dis...

There’s something cathartic about taking down the old calendar – overflowing with schedules, appointments, grocery lists, reminders and othe...

Carved the punkins for the litter today. Despite my complete lack of dexterity with the knife (no opposable thumbs, remember), they turned o...

"You never take me dancing," Mrs. Cat says. "Who would you like to permanently alienate by asking them to watch the litter fo...

Well here it is, as promised: the collected wisdom of a marginally grouchy cat. I hope that you find it useful, and appreciate the hard-won ...

Tomorrow, gentle readers, I will hit the four decade milestone. Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve been wondering what of my accumulated wi...

When we moved back to North Carolina, we moved into my grandmother’s house since it was sitting empty – a target for Vandals and other Germa...

I was driving home from work today when I was passed by one of our state’s mobile breathalyzer vehicles. I’d heard about them, but this was ...

I turned on my MP3 player the other day and asked it to Shuffle the playlist. The first nine songs it returned were: Hell - Squirrel Nut Zip...